Spoogemop

What is Spoogemop?

Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.

When I heard my Mom coming up the stairs while I was ejaculating, I had to use my sock as a spoogemop.

See masturbating, jerking off, handshake, spewing

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