What is Spooky Cactus?
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A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
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That Russian guy who sings the song Tanz Brüderchend from the A Frightened Boy flash. Remixed by techno artist Hyperactive makes for an ..
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Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.
George W. Bush
Bush is just a bump on a log.
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