What is Spoon Rape?
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When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.
WTF?? I've been spoon raped!
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When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.
"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"
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When that annoying douchebag in the business office makes a poster that has all the secretaries up there as track runners with ponytails..
