What is Spoonage?
1.
when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage
me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars
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2.
A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.
Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.
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3.
attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.
"You up for spoonage tonight"
"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"
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4.
combination of carniage and spoons
The bruises, cuts and other bodily injuries resulting from the card game of spoons.
Carrie had some serious spoonage following the rather violent game of spoons in Vegas.
Brent's spoonage is finally starting to heal.
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5.
When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face
Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table
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