Spoonchy Edit Meaning

1. A seagull that shits all over you. My lovely dress that I only wear on Sundays was ruined by a shitgull. See shit, bird, seagull, shat..

1. Having unprotected sex when situated less than 5 minutes away from a pharmacy. "Yeah man, I was a little lazy yesterday so we went..

1. stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd t..