Spooner

What is Spooner?


1.

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

2.

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

See spooner, spoons, spooning, katie, spooned

3.

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."

That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.

See spooner, spoiled, silver spoon, golden boy, college boy

4.

To, rape someone with a spoon preferably side ways, while in french class! Sadie's are usually givin this nick name, because they are the ones to be doing this!

David: Oh my god in french class i got totally spooned!

Amanda: It was sadie right?

David: you know it whore!

Sadie: Yeeeeeeeeee Nigzzz, that was me! oh yeah!!! rapeseed!!!!

Amanda: I wanna be a spooner where is tony and his mole! SERVICE ME!!

See spooner, amanda, david, sadie, rape

5.

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

See ginger, slut, bitch, loaner, psycho

6.

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person

Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"

See josh, spoon, retarded, mental

7.

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!

spooner! spooner!

See spooned, fluffed, sliced, skied


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