Spoonguard Edit Meaning

1.

A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.

"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!

BUY

Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"

2.

A device that protects humans from the horrible illnesses caused by spoons.

Blorb

3.

heres an abbreviated comment form the source of the page containing Spoonguard:

SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE THIS KITTEN WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS! PROTECT YOURSELF WITH SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! THIS IS LITTLE KIRSTY CHEESE SHE WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR ONLY 30 SECONDS AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! LITTLE DAVEY PANTS WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR OVER A MINUTE!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! La La La La La La, La La La La La La SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! For Happy Kittens! Joel Veitch rathergood

this kitten was exposed to spoons! BUY!SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD!

See zoobob

4.

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!

this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

5.

A very very ugly person, one who looks like those featured in the Spoonguard video.

Man, that guy is a spoonguard!

See spoonguard, joel, rathergood, spoon, ugly