What is Spoony?
1.
Weak-minded (see
Tellah: You spoony bard!
2.
An insult used to describe a man who is inordinately feminine and fruity.
Tellah: You spoony bard!
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3.
When something is found to be weird or trippy usually by someone who is on a lot of drugs.
Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (
You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.
Seriously, why is eveyrone in this club wearing glasses...I'm spooning out so much
Stop being such a spooner, Janey
That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.
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4.
Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.
E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...
5.
A satisfying, comforting feeling that arises when, two or more elements fit together perfectly, or a cavity is filled completely by an inversely proportionate object.
Two people lying in bed, their bodies perfectly aligned, one slightly smaller cupped into the curve of the other. That's spoony.
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6.
A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".
Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk
7.
a female, or gay male, who performs oral sex very often
Leah is such a spoony, she already sucked off me, Lou, Mike and Drew. And now shes going after Sue
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