Spoose

What is Spoose?


1.

{noun} A combination of sperm and mousse.

"I liked that chicks hair so much I had to spoose in it!" or "I think I want to spoose on your face."

See sperm, moose, cum, facial, hair, titwillow

2.

The fictional male counterpart of "frontal flatulence". Also known as a "male queef".

Guy 1: Dude, last night when I was using the bathroom I think I spoosed.

Guy 2: No way man. You know that's impossible. Guys can't queef.

See queef, frontal, fart, male, gross, impossible

3.

1. To trick or deceive, to lie or be deceitful, to get tricked or lied to.

2. Unfair or not right, to be taken advantage of.

3. To copy or mimic, to make fun of.

1. "I got spoosed, I was the only one there." "Haha, you got spoosed!!!"

2. "That's spoose, we should have won..."

See deceitful, trick, lie, mimic

4.

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?

Little Girl: A nun

Parent::)

5.

A person who tries to convince someone into never having sex

person-dont have sex, hun.

other person- ok, never never!


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