What is Spore Fister?
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One who fists spores.
Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.
You're such an asexual spore fister!
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A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.
Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some..