Sporf

What is Sporf?


1.

a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.

Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.

See spoon, fork, knife

2.

The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.

Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

See sporf, stein, soda, monster


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