What is Spork Ninja?
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A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.
Not to be confused with
Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!
Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
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Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.
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