Sporkenife

What is Sporkenife?


1.

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?

Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

See utensil, fork, knife, spoon, convenient


2

Random Words:

1. A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman. Look at the size of that twatsickle! He ran around exposing his t..
1. the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice Dude 2: well done dud..
1. The best of the worst. (From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit") T..