What is Sporkenife?
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The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.
Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!
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