What is Sporkie?
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The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
Random Words:
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Burning inside with violent anger.
Bob was estuans interius ira vehementi when the dog ate his cell phone.
See Mr. Clean..
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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