What is Sporkie?
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The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
Random Words:
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Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sits
"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from wo..
