What is Sporkie?
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The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
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Common mispellings:
the = teh
that = taht
take = taek
own = pwn
you = joo
dude = jood
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The act of defecating in your pants, caused by intoxication, and smearing your feces all over a friends bedroom, bathroom, desk and even..
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The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.
"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief cake..