What is Sporkie?
1.
The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
Random Words:
1.
Making yourself genuinely available sexually to someone of the opposite sex in a situation that may or may not be appropriate.
Tom was ..
1. guy - your cuute :
girl - tehe bl000p.
2. bl00pyour face :
See bloop, bleep..