Sporkie

What is Sporkie?


1.

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.

2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.


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