What is Sporkie?
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The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
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A stylishly introverted obesessive-compulsive male (usually involved in the arts) who lives in a major metropolitan area.
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A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.
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