What is Sporking?
1.
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
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2.
Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
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3.
Having sex in a spooning position.
It's spooning, plus forking.
We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.
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4.
When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex
Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.
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5.
just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.
I was sporking last night
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6.
The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
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7.
The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.
It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?
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