Sporkjitsu

What is Sporkjitsu?

Noun. Form of martial arts techniques using a spork. Similar to jujitsu, but using sporks instead.

Watch out! That guy has two sporks in his hands and I think he knows sporkjitsu!

See sporks, spludgeon, spork, martial arts, karate

Vendicated

1. being damn selfish or damn wrong you mom was so vendicated to hit you with that bat. See maggie..

Quaffed

1. To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it... oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich See ate, munched..

Yinky

1. The state of being brought on by a lack of sleep where one reaches past the tired phase and breaks into the "I'm so tired I&ap..

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