Sporkjitsu

What is Sporkjitsu?

Noun. Form of martial arts techniques using a spork. Similar to jujitsu, but using sporks instead.

Watch out! That guy has two sporks in his hands and I think he knows sporkjitsu!

See sporks, spludgeon, spork, martial arts, karate

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