Sporkporker

What is Sporkporker?

person stimulating ones self with "spoonfork", most females that dont know of me would recline to use such an object for satisfation.

"wadda sporkporker"

"man, that bitchwishes she wasnt a sporkporker"

Statutory Apeshit

1. statutory ape + apeshit 1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "lega..

Longjohn

1. When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it. Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now the..

Umptard

1. As in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely retarded. Derived from “umpteen times retarded”. Shortened to "ump" or the "..

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