What is Sport?
1.
the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."
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2.
An athletic competition that is objectively scored.
Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.
Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.
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3.
To show off by wearing.
Ay, check out Cecilia SPORTIN' that thong! Daiyam!
4.
generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.
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I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:
"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"
5.
a sexual encounter that is merely for fun or to increase physical stamina
Hey Listen, lets just go home to my place and sport for a while.
I hate running for soccer, you wanna come over and we can just sport.
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6.
Basically a replacement for every word ever
But Top definitions include
Doing
Going to
Have sex with
Something to say when there is nothing else to be said
Bro, what are you sporting after work?
I was gonna sport that really hot girl, who conveniently happens to be my neighbor the latina porn star
well sport
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7.
A sport isnt a sport if you wear a jumper playing it.
The only exception is cricket.
Darts is not a real sport.
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