Sportin' A Woodie

What is Sportin' A Woodie?

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.

"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"

See boner, woodie, hard-on, tentpole

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