Sporting

What is Sporting?


1.

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.

See verbs, wear, slang, sport

2.

Sport⋅ing spawr-ting, spohr- -verb

An activity common of immature men in their 20s and 30s requiring no skill or physical prowess and often in a competitive nature, that consists of pursuing pleasurable pastimes with women for pure amusement or sport, recklessly treating them as a plaything. This act of play and open-air engagement is also common among children and animals.

When you go to a bar, you can tell if a man is sporting because they will be in heavy pursuit (to take you home), may take your number, but will have no follow-through. Often these men have many girl "friends" and are very non-committal about making plans (always looking for a better opportunity).

See immature, animal, booty call, reckless, plaything

3.

When a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.

Brad: Hey man, what's up? What did you do last night?

Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.

Brad: Sporting?

Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.

Brad:...Oh

See sporting, gay, funny, wiener, balls, dick, shit, fuck


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