Sporting Cane

What is Sporting Cane?

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

See wood, erection, cock, schlong, stephen colbert

Cunteloupe

1. A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball. The man gravyinside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe. ..

Fner

1. a sound created to scare elderly women while biking stoned us:"FNER" old lady: "aghhhhhhhh" See fner, larry, prep..

Shitfacecockmaster

1. someone who has shit on their face and is a master of cocks Jonny your a shitfacecockmaster you know that?..

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