Sporting Cane

What is Sporting Cane?

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

See wood, erection, cock, schlong, stephen colbert

Quarter-tight Ass

1. A firm gluteus maximus. "...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight..

Vegophilia

1. 1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables 2. wanting to fornicate with produce Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the ..

Qwn3d

1. same as 0wn3d once 1 photoshopped 4kb4rz face on the picture, i truly knew the post had been Qwn3d. 1. same as 0wn3d once 1 photosho..

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