Sporting Woods

What is Sporting Woods?

1.

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.

Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.

Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.

(off camera)

Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?

Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

See sporting, wood, woods, boner, boners, hard, erection, erect, Fist of Fury
42

Random Words:

Nay
1. Generally used in the North West of England (particularly Greater Manchester). Just a simple word for 'no'. A stronger word fo..
Read more
Ludvin
1. A great guy. Usually gay. But is always the bestest ever friend. Plans great adventures for life. but is always indecisive. Man my frie..
Read more
Zerek
1. Usually said after something dirty, for emphasis. Girl: And then she was like *blah blah blah* Boy: Shut your mouth before I put my di..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free