What is Sporting Woods?
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The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
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