Sporting Woods

What is Sporting Woods?

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The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.

Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.

Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.

(off camera)

Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?

Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

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