What is Sports Bag?
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A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.
Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.
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The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.
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The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.
While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.
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