Sports Bag

What is Sports Bag?


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A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.

"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.


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