Sports Boner

What is Sports Boner?

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

See car boner, q-tip

Ass Bump

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Jizz Swiller

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No Large Cow

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