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If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.
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Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.
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Engaging in sexual activity (usually intercourse) while under water . . . most commonly in a hot tub or bath tub but can refer to pools,..
