What is Sportscenter?
1.
The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:
A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.
B) Barry Bonds.
C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.
2.
a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole
I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.
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3.
A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programs listed in order and the length of the episodes vary:
Yankee Country
Manny Knows Best
The Favre Saga
The Misadventures of T.O.
Lebrontourage
The Red Sox Chronicles (or sometimes a rerun of Yankee Country)
repeat the cycle until 2PM EST.
And check this, they leave women doing the morning shift.
ESPN anchor: And still to come, we take a trip to Ben Roethlisberger's natural habitat at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Later, a rapper comes on stage! What the fuck does this have to do with sports? Who knows?! Don't tell us how to do our business, bitch! It's nawmally good!
Viewer: Man, even Sportscenter could use an offseason.
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4.
A daily sports show that focuses on highlights of games and comments from experts. It has slowly gone down hill with anchors trying to live up to previous hosts with their bad and not funny catch phrases. Also see
I only watch Sportscenter a few times a week due to the terrible anchors.
5.
Michael Vick
Barry Bonds
And a pathetic excuse for entertainment
I turned on Sportscenter to watch some NBA highlights, but instead I had to endure Mercury Morris rap about the Miami Dolphins
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