What is Sportsman's Willy?
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The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
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A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
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