Sporty Jerk

What is Sporty Jerk?

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

See hand job, jerk-off, sex, blow job, jack-off

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How You Do?

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Z.i.l.f

1. Zebra I'd Like to Fuck Person 1 - Wow that Zebra is such a Z.I.L.F Person 2 - Looks a bit like a boat to me! Person 3 - Yeah or ..

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