Sporty Jerk

What is Sporty Jerk?

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

See hand job, jerk-off, sex, blow job, jack-off

Term'd

1. Nocturnal Quake 3 player who could kick some major ass if he wasn’t a HPB but he is so he gets wooped up on Term’D almost dodged FloppY..

Star Powered

1. Being Hit in The Balls with the head stock of a Guitar Hero Controller Ahh Fuck Dude you just star powered me! See bagged, sacked..

Uzzar

1. meaning "is it?" used as a question response that's toni braxton at the bar over there... uzzar? See Steven Gerrard..

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