Spot Check Edit Meaning

1.

A spot check is any time a person has to leave an event, especially a fun event, in order to check on their dog(s) in order to feed, water or walk.

Dude, sorry I have to leave this slammin' party but I gotta make a spot check.

See dogged

2.

Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.

Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"

Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."

Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."

See game, alternative, rules

3.

Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.

Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"

Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."

Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."

See spot, check, seat, rule, game

4.

When an individual feels that their butthole might be dirty, and could possibly leave skidmarks on your underwear. They will excuse themselves to the bathroom, gather some toilet paper, drop trow, and swipe. Carefully examine the paper for evidence. If necessary, proceed to cleaning the affected area.

"Hey man, I think I have a major case of shit-ass. I'll be right back."

(5 minutes later)

"How did it go?"

"The spot check passed inspection."

See shit-ass, skid mark, evidence, swamp ass