Spotted Cow

What is Spotted Cow?

The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect

Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday

See poontang, negro, cracka, weed

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.

I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"

"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.

"Then let us search within your lawn!

And we shall see what we shall see"

See virginity, virtue, innocence, innuendo

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Eveni

1. fat emo nobody, usually has a massive nose and jumps out of bushes. omg eveni nearly poked my eye out with her nose ! See eveni, ev, e..

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