What is Spotted Cow?
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The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect
Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday
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Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.
I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"
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1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at ..
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a foul or immoral action; incorrect by traditional standards; wrong way of doing something
ya you COULD fit three people on that couch...