What is Spotted Cow?
1.
The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect
Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday
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2.
Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.
I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"
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A phrase used repeatedly to deflate an infuriated or excited person. More effective the more realistically interested and naive of the a..
