Spotted-ass Ape

What is Spotted-ass Ape?

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

Zehner

1. An internet forum troll of Irish descent with a particular penchant for baiting moderators. Best known for 1 liners and smilies, a zehn..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

Lee Johnson

1. Any male who is short, usually under 3 foot tall. A hobit. 'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson' See gary, johnson, lee, man..

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