What is Spotted-ass Ape?
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Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
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rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.
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