Spotted-ass Ape

What is Spotted-ass Ape?

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

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