What is Spouse Arrest?
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It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.
Joe: Hey, do you want go go bowling later tonight?
You: Sorry Joe, I'm on spouse arrest -_-
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The act of putting Preparation-H up your ass.
I just dropped an H-bomb on my grill.
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The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.
Instead of calling..
