What is Spouse Without Benefits?
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noun: a heterosexual companion of the opposite sex with whom one spends a great deal of time and shares a deep level of comfort but has no intimate relations. Usually both members in a without benefits union are single. The relationship is also often characterized by sarcasm and other behaviors typical to a married couple who have been together many years.
I can't find a date to bring to the BBQ, so I will bring my spouse without benefits.
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Someone who plays stupid pranks on people, but actually has a fond taste for the male organ
Jeff is a penischomper
See prankster, assh..
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somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really do..
