What is Spouse Without Benefits?


1.

noun: a heterosexual companion of the opposite sex with whom one spends a great deal of time and shares a deep level of comfort but has no intimate relations. Usually both members in a without benefits union are single. The relationship is also often characterized by sarcasm and other behaviors typical to a married couple who have been together many years.

I can't find a date to bring to the BBQ, so I will bring my spouse without benefits.

See spouse, friend, wife, husband, friend with benefits, friend-cest


88

Random Words:

1. Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears? You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin. See prat, wan..
1. A quest cape skiller is a RuneScape player usually over Combat Level 100, that trains all skills to be high without getting a respectabl..
1. a condom or other device of sexual protection John and Angela are having sex. Angela: "oh! yes! yes!!" John: "Aw fuck y..