What is Spoy?
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A governing body that takes your balls keeps them in a jar restricting visitation to a minimum. SPOY victims may also start to resemble Sanjiya from American Idol since all testosterone has been removed.
Justin can't come out tonight...he's SPOy property now.
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A substance that brings excruciating joy to an individual after having been released from the power of one's
As a result from the excitement of his massive victory in the Halo tournament, Robert yelled out in happiness as his spoy exploded over the competition.
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Possibly but not necessarily a member of the Jazz Jackrabbit 2 community, a Spoy is a person who, both on MSN Messenger and IRC, idles and pretends to be away a lot.
Bob's being a Spoy again. He won't answer my messages.