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1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.
2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning...
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When your pubes get stuck in the zipper of your pants
"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
See rusty, lawn..