Spread Edit Meaning

1.

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.

Bitch, spread for me.

2.

When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.

"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."

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See cleavage, sweater puppets, ripples

3.

"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!

"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"

"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"

"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"

See jail, food, ramen, cheeto, spread

4.

describes someone who is attractive or good-looking, someone who is hot, fitetc etc. originated from the word buttersor butterz, which describes someone who is considered ugly and/or rough.

"that bands drummer is so damn spread"

"man your mum was looking spread last night"

See butters, fit, buff, hot, mum

5.

Noun

A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair.

Also, a meal provided by employer.

Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"

Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!"

See food, grub

6.

A combination of ramen Noodles, chili cheese fritos, and hot cheetos, loved by all inmates of the adams county detention center in Adams County, CO.

Convict #1 You got any chili fritos?

Convict #2 Yeah

Convict Lets combine our shit to make a spread

See jail, food, cheetos, fritos, ramen noodles

7.

To be a super hero with powers that consist of spreading nutella on bread and being known as Fred, therefore Spread which is latin for princess.

Oi spread save the day, o wait you cant ur useless

See fred, spread, felix, fredrick, wanker