What is Spread Legged Evangelist?


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a woman who preaches about how wrong abortion is. who almost gets pregnant everytime she fucks,preaches thou shalt not kill yet ignores thou shalt not commit adultry. believing that one of commandments supercedes the other 9. who has had multiple husbands and bitches at the recent one because he wont help with the other bastard children shes had with the previous ones.

noel, your on your 4th husband, you have 3 kids which the 1st one isnt from the 4 husbands youve had. you need to get more open minded about abortin, or yank a knot in your tubes, or stop fucking, period. you wouldnt be in this situation if you werent such a spread legged evangelist.

See evangelist, republican, whore, slut, abortion


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