Spread The Cheeks

What is Spread The Cheeks?

When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.

Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

See spread, cheeks, fart, bend, over

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