What is Spread The Jam?
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If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.
If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.
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Someone who looks at porn and talks and wants to have sex, but everyone knows that they won't.
Stop being a freaking pussy dreamer..