Spread Your Shit

What is Spread Your Shit?

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

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