Spread Your Shit

What is Spread Your Shit?

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

See rape, rapage, pwned, cock

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You've Been Poked

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Crab Farmer

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