Spreader

What is Spreader?


1.

A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.

Helen is a spreader.

See peek-a-boo

2.

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.

Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!

See semen, facial, cum, spread, spreader, sperm, ejaculation, self-suck, blowjob, masturbation

3.

A person who supplies drugs to a crowd.

Do you think there will be a spreader at the rave?

See Jay

4.

A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anusto shocked onlookers.

I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.

5.

to spread your ass cheeks and sit on someones face

I fell like giving Watts a spreader once i am done drinking this exlax.

6.

doing a wheely while sitting on the seat and spreading your legs on either side of the bike.

Damn!! did you see that shit! godddamn!! he just did a wheely with his legs spread!! i wish i was him

7.

Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets

Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader


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