What is Spreadsheet Monkey?
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Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.
I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead
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Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)
Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared..