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when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
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Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the count..
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When you get tested for HIV and spend the next three days going through a mental Rolodex of your horrid past, convinced you're dyin..
