What is Spring Break Psyche Out?
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You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
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