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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..
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a joke when somebody shits on your chest while you sleep
dude ron gave me a rusty ventalitor last night i spent the morning washing the..