Spring Fake

What is Spring Fake?


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The week that, while in school, would have been spring break. Now, instead of rushing to the beaches and drinking Corona, you are stuck working for corporate America.

Employee: "Man, this time last year I was up to my two-piece in spring breakers. Now, I'm stuck filing forms for HR. I hate spring fake."

See spring break, beach, vacation, school, work


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