What is Springer-gumby-scrotum?
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The act of preforming sexual intercourse in the position reverse cowgirl. While the female is sitting on top, the male grabs his scrotum and stretches it of the entirety of the woman's vagina.
I fucked this girl the other night and gave her the ol' Springer-Gumby-Scrotum. She freaked out, left, and never called me again :(.
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