Springloadedretard Edit Meaning

1. A UK University College stuck in the middle of a field somewhere. Well known for its teacher training, sports training and not much else..

1. A fumbling fall, usually head first, to the ground in a spastic manner. That fellow made a zigotango straight for the ground...

1. One who uses his/her mouth to please/motivate as in sexually (Though if you are not using it as an innuendo, it is a legitimate phrase ..