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When a girl tans so much they look orange.
GIRL: "Omg I didn't to go tanning today!"
FRIEND: "Good, you look like ..
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This is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks..
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Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.
Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep ..