What is Spritz?
1.
cum or semen ejaculated.
i want to spritz in your eye
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When having to go to the bathroom (#1) and you can't reach a potty with out peeing your pants so you let a little out to relieve the pressure. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE TO GO #2 STYLE!
Dude I was locked out of my house and I had to go pee so bad. I let a spritz or two out before my dad got home.
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3.
Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!
Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!
Random Words:
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The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.
I was fine after the first sev..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
